Overly Dramatic Best Friend
I have a best friend that I love dearly, she's been there for me through thick and thin. In saying that, we have very little in common, our personalities, interests and general likes and dislikes are like penguins and polar bears.
At least once a week she'd call or txt me with a OMG we HAVE to talk (or a similar permutation), so i'd do what i could to change my schedule, get my work done, or brush off other friends, so I could see what was up with her.
It was always one of two things....
a Boy/work/family related minor scandal - always amusing but never urgent
a Pregnancy scare.
The latter happened at least once a fortnight and every second time I had to go to the doctor and ask for a morning after pill as she had been too often and the doctors "look at her like shes a dirty slut"

Everyone needs a friend like me.
(spent.fish flipping and gasping, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 5:49, Reply)