an actual email from the bedshitting ex...
the penultimate chapter in the bedshitter saga: the one where the bedshitter fucks off to stay with his ex in korea for 2 weeks and can't see why rachelswipe has a problem with this. in fact, when whinging because i walked out of his flat without putting out first, "oh go on, then she'll be getting your sloppy seconds."

his reason? "although i haven't seen her for about 3 years, i need to know if there's a chance of it going anywhere". so you can imagine how thrilled i was to receive this email from the self-deluded ugly incontinent fuckwit 3 days after he arrived:

"OK - prepare to piss yourself laughing.

Ready??

I get to Korea on Sunday after an 18 hour flight and first up **** tells me she will be out of town "with the band" for a few nights. Romance ain't dead in this place methinks.

She reappears yesterday and is decidedly off with me. We go for a drink and she then tells me that she has fallen in love with an American tattoo artist but instead of telling me this over the phone or e-mail or carrier pigeon (or any means of communication that didn't involve me travelling 7 thousand fucking miles) she preferred to tell me face to face. You can imagine how I creamed myself with gratitude at the purity of this sentiment.

Am now stuck in her flat trying to get an earlier flight home while she's with ATA doing Lord Knows What. Luckily I'd brought the CDs you made for me but unfortunately due to some ghastly power cut her CD player doesn't seem to work.

Just want to get out of this place where the Devil and his children still walk with earthly feet in plastic sandals and eat dog for breakfast.

Have a laugh on and at me. Forward this to anyone and you die. I really do wish you were here and can't wait to see you.

Yours feeling ever so slightly like a bit of a twat,

Bedshitting C*nt"

as my friend caro remarked: "lost money, lost face and lost all his holiday time. there is a god." if i ever go to korea i will buy that girl a pint.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 22 Apr 2007, 15:07, Reply)