I have just returned from a week in Spain
With a group of friends. Two of whom, shall be called Mr and Mrs 'just friends' (I don't know if either of them or other involved parties read this so I'm going to have to be subtle) as thats what they have insisted they are for god knows how long. This despite the fact they normally spend every second they are in the same room fondling, kissing and boinking etc. Anyway, after a week of barely seeing either of them, due to them being of somewhere else from the rest of us, often the bedroom. They have to talk.

After several days of this idillic love-in they decide to 'have a talk' namely about the fact both of them have other partners. Funnily enough it doesnt particularly swimmingly and an argument ensues. This leads to Mr justfriends storming off to have a sit down on the beach at 4am and returning with this story. A well dressed Spanish chap comes and sits next to him. They sit in silence for a while sharing a moment. Mr JF assumes his new friend is in a similar position, a shit night or whatever. The Spanish chap taps him on the shoulder and licks his hand making a funny face. Mr JF assumes he means go for a Tequila, drown their sorrows. Mr JF shakes his head as he doesnt particullary feel like drinking. The Spaniard guesses its the language barrier and decides to check once more. Licking at his hand, making a drinking motion, funny face. Its then Mr JF realises. He is being propositioned. In his broken Spanish, he tries to explain he isnt gay and doesnt wish to suck his new friends penis.

His new friend saddened by his rejection walks away headed for some cliffs.

See what 'the talk' can lead too.
A gay Spaniards suicide.

Sorry about the length. But having seen Mr JF in the shower I can see why the Spaniard was so upset.
(Gimli son of Gloin., Sun 22 Apr 2007, 17:15, Reply)