Now this didn't happen directly to me
but I witnessed it...

I used to work just north of London with a few guys from Sunderland. It was a new company and the boss was still in his "I'm gonna be nice to my staff" phase.

One colleague, who I shall refer to as "R", came into the office and mentioned something to me on the quiet. He said that he had "borrowed" the bosses Renault Espace and taken it on a booze trip to Hull (seriously). Unfortunately he had got stopped whilst up there for drink driving in said van. Oh dear!

Anyway, the boss came in and stood by the door with his arms folded, said hi to everyone then said to "R",

"Hey R, do you know anything about my Espace being in Hull?"

"Yeah sorry, I think we have to talk."

"Yeah I think we do."

About 10 minutes later the boss stormed through the door and threw his mug of coffee into the kitchen, smashing it everywhere. Shouting about "showers of cunts"...

Oh how the rest of us laughed (but quietly of course)...
( Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 23 Apr 2007, 11:48, Reply)