Voice changer
A friend (I swear) came up with this ingenious plan a few years ago to get rid of his evil girlfriend.

One night where they were supposed to be going out, he phoned to cancel saying he had to work late.

He then 'accidentally' called her mobile later that night and pretended he was shagging another girl.

How you ask? Well, he played both parts, using a voicechanger to get the female voice. Hearing my best mate squeaking he wanted 'all your inches deep and hard' is something forever scarred on my memory.

Still it saved the 'We need to talk...' conversation.

At least there's no way to fake losing my b3ta virginity - 'pop'
(quantum raspberry quizzically quashing Quebecans, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 11:30, Reply)