It's team work that makes the dream work
I used to work in recruitment and the utter shite that exploded out of the mouths of some of my colleagues was quite, quite special. I had to endure hours of listening to people say things like "there's no i in team", "let's touch base" and "proactive staffing solutions". I was even forced to repeat such idiotic phrases myself, which I flatly refused. Every day I worked there, my heart became evermore blackened by the realisation that I was working with a bunch of absolute twunts.

In retaliation, team work does not make the dream work, you useless bunch of tossers. An AK47 and Molotov cocktail combo would be closer to the mark...

How about fuck off and die?
(madamebonsoir, Tue 24 Apr 2007, 23:23, Reply)