
Conversations that start, "We have to talk..." are never good.
Tell us about the ones you've been trapped in.
( , Fri 20 Apr 2007, 9:34)
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I had this girlfriend who seemed to throw a pissy distress attack every time it was apparent that I wasn't going out with her secretly.
My one-sentence solution was literally "I'm going to give you your birthday present and then I'm going to dump you."
BAM.
Take that, word-mincers.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2007, 0:05, Reply)
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