remembered another one..which I don't remember at all...
I actually feel a bit ashamed of this one-but he really was crap in bed - LESS than 20 seconds. F.A.C.T

Anyway- he was my rebound guy (from previous post- i did it twice in this QOTW) and things were OK bar the lack of performance in bed.

We worked in the same pub, it was his night on, mine off- so I did the dutiful thing and turned up - he paid for all my drinks (I got V drunk), gave me a lift home and I did the whole 'we need to talk'.

Unfortunately I was V drunk - don't remember if I told him nicely 'I don't want to see you any more' - or went into all the reasons WHY i wanted to break up (among the crapness in bed- bad snog, bad first date, lived too far away...)

So next day in work, we have a shift together, so I asked the chef to ask him if we had actually broken up.

Length... the worst part is it was what a girl might call a 'Big One'
(audreyforbes audreyforbes, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 13:12, Reply)