I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Live and LearnIt all started 2 years ago with the rather nasty and drawn out break up with my mental ex.
I was heartbroken and lonely (due to the fact that none of my old mates liked the ex and I stupidly stuck with her rather than them)
Anyway I ended up talking to this chap who lived in the same area as me first via private messages on a forum, then email, msn and finally meeting up for a pint in his local.
Things went brilliantly we got on like a house on fire and his missus was a laugh and easy on the eye ifyouknowwhatImean.
Come chucking out time at the pub, matey had the idea of going for a take away and eating back at their place.
This is where it all went wrong, very wrong scarily wrong.
As soon as their front door, in a very decent quiet cul-de-sac, closed they were all over each other.
They were Swingers, he was Bi she had a fucking huge strap on, I am straight and was slighlty scared. all I could think was fred and Rose, Fred And Rose.
I said I was going to the toilet, I opened the front door and ran for it.
I changed Isps, got a new Msn account and never even visited the forum again let alone post on there.
Everytime I drive past their part of town I get scared incase they see me. fucking freaks.
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 16:24, Reply)
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