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Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.

Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.

(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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weirdness and weirdo's
Wow! weirdo's! Its not like the people who post in this website are weird or anything like!

I enjoy trying to comprehend other people's weirdness, but some people are just full of shit.

xendragon.teef.net/ case in point! i mean, FFS! WTF! ROTFL! LOL! BBQ!

(but then again - you never know when you might need a badly hand-drawn
sketch of 2 dragon/human chimera's sucking each others dicks..)

Oh, and bloggers too, what a bunch of egotistical non-entities!

And people who think they can change the "zeitgeist" with their pseudo-political websites...
and... porn freaks, whos only purpose is to find more and more porn on which to ejaculate...
anyway... enough of this rant, im going to find some porn...
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 17:27, Reply)
What should we ask for a question of a week?
where is the new one
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 17:05, Reply)
Christopia's post looks fine to me :S
Agreed with the bored thing though. I'm off home, hopefully the new QOTW will be waiting for me.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 16:58, Reply)
Lord Christopia?

I think you'd have more success with girls if you used a spell-checker. And capital letters. And punctuation.

I'm not a spelling\grammar Nazi - I make the occasional mistake as well - but Jesus Christ your stuff is painful to try and read.

And I'm bored. Where's the new QOTW?
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 16:39, Reply)
Why don't I learn.
Now, I'm not an ugly munter, but I used to wear HUGE glasses (thank god I got contact lenses) and my confidence was a bit low. After losing the specs, I decided to try faceparty, you know, se how girls reacted, get a judgemnt for my leauge before going into the wider world and getting embarrased. So this nice girl talks to me, it goes well, to my own embarasment, I did have cyber with her (come on, young, horney, its gonna happen). We also did a few dirty txts, which she admitted to flicking her self off to in her class room (I'm not a peado, she was 16, I was 17). Now this got me kinda worried, but I let it go, it did make me feel pretty. A few weeks later, she started asking to meet, I decided to agree, she was hot, and very sweet, if not a little overly horney. Day she was supposed to meet me, the metro got cancled and she couldent make it. Oh dear, we spoke and tried to arange anouther meeting, but couldent agree on any date. she went MENTAL. started saying how i didnt love her, didnt value her, or want to meet her, i just used her, i finaly placated her and even gave her advice on getting a bf. I do wounder how it would have gone if she had managed to get through. I was to take her to the cinema to see the return of the king, and she let it be known that she "expected me to give her my jacket if she got cold". she, in the long run wasnt the worst.

Anouther girl I met because we both liked James Patterson books, she seemed normal, firndly, a little nervous but nothing out of the ordinary. Again, I did cyber with her (i know, dont judge me, i was lonely) after a few times it started to get kinda weird, she got weird. REALLY pursesive, if i mentioned a girl i knew in any context she went off on one, saying i made her feel fat and ugly, didnt value her the girls i mentioned were sluts, ffs, i was talkign about how id gone to lunch with my mate and his girlfriend. Then it gets better. She'd mentioned self harm a couple of times, id always tried to keep her off it, and she never seemed that serious, but oh god did she start, i said i wouldent date her cos she lived far to far away and id never see her, she told me she "had a date with a razor blade" i spent 20 moins texting her to see if she was ok. then she starts going on about this boy sjhe likes, i encourage it, think, ah, maybe shes over me, mention a girl from college i liked, and how i acted round her, you know, to give the girl things to watch for. big mistake, much threats of self harm and crying later she calmed down, and ended up seeing the guy. flat out refused to talk as friends because i was being "too possesive". I asked her how she was. freak.

This one is a personal favorite just because its so rediculus. a girl in norway got on my msn though a games forum, we spoke, she had a few family problems i tried to give her adivice to or just a sympathetic ear. All very nice, no attempmts at flirting, I'd l;earned my lesson. Out of the blue, she asks me out. I say no, that she loives to far away, she starts going off it, im a bad person, i dont care about her, im only interested in sex usual mental internet girl problems. I stoped talking to her that night.

I did meet one normal person online, very nice girl, she had a bf, but thought i was sweet and i became her friend/ some one to complain about her bf to. never any thing romantic involved, just friends, met her in town a few times after college, she was very nice, had a nice time, she wasnt even fat!

One last story, that involves me being a true gent, and a very weird girl.

So this girl starts talking to me on face party, recognises me from colege. nice, not a stunner but nice looking, she had zero self confidence though. we became friends, but jusrt through email, nevr met at college. she started to talk about her sex drive, i mentioned mine, mostly just views on sex really. she then mentions she fancies me alot, that she had seen me in college one day while horney and gone straight to the toilet to masterbate. she started telling me about her new bf, and how much she liked anal sex. then she said "why dont you come and try it with me, no strings, just the sex." this was after she had broken up with her bf, and she wanted to have sex with some one who didnt have a tiny dick, which im pleased to say if a position i could fill (obvious pun). I thought about it, then i tought, do i really want to lose the V plates up some slightly crazy girls ass? i decided against it and turned the offer down.

Moral of the stories? Girls of the internet like to masterbate over me, but girls in the real world tend to shy away.

No appologies for length or girth, as i turned the offer down.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 16:30, Reply)
Am I the interweb weirdo?
I've met past 2 girlfriends on the interweb. Not through dating sites, but from a site about parties for faces, or something.
Number one wasn't a weirdo. She was a slag though. Slept with her 'drinking buddy' at a party I happened to be at. Bitch. We lasted a year to the day.
And then there's my current squeeze. Also a interweb weirdo, so we can be weirdo's together. We're jetting off to Florida for 3 weeks in 7 days. Whoop!
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:48, Reply)
I attended a web / mini comic convention a few weeks ago.
Some bloke started talking to me about his comic, which after much hype, he showed me.

It was a odd collection of Tranformers, draw with blue biro, on lined paper, saying things like, "Shitpipe" and "Fuck Cunt".

For about 75-100 pages.

"Oh... that's... interesting," I said, "Have you heard of b3ta?"
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:12, Reply)
I met a weirdo on the internet
We're now married. He gets weirder by the day.

Yay! First post!
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:10, Reply)
I was stalked by a highly scared table cover
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 15:01, Reply)
Being a rather well-cushioned woman
and probably what some of you would refer to as 'whale-sized, I thought I should add my experience to the mix to balance things up.

As I have said, I am a big girl. What would be termed a BBW. When single, I used a couple of BBW dating sites (not wishing to waste my time on men who were likely to behave like some in the answers to this QOTW). I also used a 'normal' dating site, out of curiosity. I was quite honest about my weight, and never led anyone on. I'm only interested in a man who will appreciate what he is going to get after all ;

I have to say it was fun. Chubby-chasers are generally lovely, attractive, intelligent, and charming. However the men I got chatting to on 'normal' sites were slightly odd. Mainly one guy who claimed to be the lead singer of a little known mancunian band (They are called Politburo, I think they are still around but not sure).

Anyhoo, we got chatting on Yahoo messenger, and after about 5 minutes he decides to tell me he is wearing an old pair of underpants his father had given him.

An old pair of brown nylon Y-FRONTS.

And they are itching him slightly.

To cut a long story short, this guy messaged me incessantly, and I was quite polite to him, even to the point of counselling him when he felt a bit low. He kept on mentioning how useful it would be to get advice from a witch (meaning me) regarding what it was like on the 'other side' as he kept thinking how easy it would be to kill himself.

Eventually he asked me out on a date, and I blocked him.

There was also a 19 year old economics student, who was a virgin. He stalked me over msn and I had to change my account 3 times before I got rid of him. There was also one bloke who printed off the photo on my yahoo profile, and kept it on his desk at work, telling everyone I was his 'girlfriend'. I'd only spoke to him twice.

I'm so glad I'm not single any more.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:08, Reply)
If I ever go an internet dating site again...

I think I'll concentrate on single mothers.

This isn't an obscure dirty joke, it's an actual idea. Because if they're single mothers, that explains why they're on there (ie why they have trouble getting out and meeting people). Which makes it less likely that they'll have some other reason that they can't meet people eg being barking mad.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 14:02, Reply)
Watching Me
I'm not being stalked, but I know Bill Gates is watching me. And you. And you.....

(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:59, Reply)
General rules for internet dating...
Mentally stable.

Pick two.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:49, Reply)
I'm not fat, I'm big boned
Sugar coated lard on a stick please, baked not fried cos I'm on a diet.
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:22, Reply)
well my real name is lardy arse blamange-jellybelly-smythe.

I'm not fat.

*but I am bored. This can be cured by getting a new QOTW*
(, Thu 23 Mar 2006, 13:21, Reply)

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