I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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I have a gazillion of these storiesOne of my favourites was back in my AOL days. This girl IMed me and started chatting me up, then sent me her photo. Imagine my surprise to find a picture straight out of the latest edition of Club International (fantastic publication). I asked her if she'd ever done any modelling - she said no. So when I asked her why her pic was straight out of Club Intetrnational she couldn't sign off fast enough, hehe...
My fave story, however, involves a girl on ICQ. She began by telling me that she was sitting there being licked out by her dog, then went into detail about what she liked to do with him. She then tried to get me involved by suggesting I cover my bits with tuna to lure my cat into giving me pleasure with his rough tongue. When I wasn't too enthusiastic about that she suggested I try it on with my goldfish...
Her parting words were "I'd love to see your goldfish flapping about in your fanny..." before I got scared and signed off sharpish...
(, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 18:07, Reply)
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