I met a weirdo on the interweb
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
Now, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
( , Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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my friend met someone on gaydar or something similar...
who described himself as being something along the lines of "a straight-acting fireman".
He turned out to be my friend's very camp hairdresser.
This friend's friend met someone and went over to his house, to find the house covered in garbage bags and the person 'curling one out'. 'Erm...your ad didn't mention you were into scat'. 'No, if I do people don't want to come over'. 'OK...bye'.
Oo, and another one: another guy I know prostituted himself on the internet, met up with this guy at a hotel. The client didn't want to have sex with him, because this guy was very fat indeed (and presumably had described himself as a straight-acting fireman). So this guy basically threatened him until he paid up. Lovely.
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:12, Reply)
who described himself as being something along the lines of "a straight-acting fireman".
He turned out to be my friend's very camp hairdresser.
This friend's friend met someone and went over to his house, to find the house covered in garbage bags and the person 'curling one out'. 'Erm...your ad didn't mention you were into scat'. 'No, if I do people don't want to come over'. 'OK...bye'.
Oo, and another one: another guy I know prostituted himself on the internet, met up with this guy at a hotel. The client didn't want to have sex with him, because this guy was very fat indeed (and presumably had described himself as a straight-acting fireman). So this guy basically threatened him until he paid up. Lovely.
( , Sat 18 Mar 2006, 4:12, Reply)
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