I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Argh Clones!I somehow, in the age of young desperation, managed to forget the First Rule: get a photo, have a few phonecalls, make sure you get THEIR NAME.
I also managed to meet up in the space of two months two men who lied about their age, their race ( not a big deal but why lie? ) and both managed to have THE SAME CHRISTIAN NAME (Ashley) as I have. They looked identical as well, in terms of manner and dress.
I'm possibly the only person I know who has shagged 3 other people with the same name as me ( all unintentional as well )...
The Second Rule I learnt was that guys in wheelchairs have great bodies and in this case, a wonderfully large penis. But an awful taste in movies.
The Third Rule is to eventually realise that just by being somewhat literate online yet fat, you are an internet weirdo yourself. Embrace it ;-).
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:09, Reply)
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