I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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All I can say is :General rule of thumb for meeting people on teh interweb.
1) Get Picture
2) Add 10 Years
3) Add 10 Stone
4) Add Cellulite
5) Add a smidgen of annoying facial hair on women.
6) Add oddball personality.
7) Add obsession with something really odd eg. Barry Manilow Anal Fetish Nights
8) Expect everything they say to be a glorified lie (Bob : Yeah I work as a manager for Microsoft when in fact he wipes dogs asses for 10p an hour)
Then pretty much you will have a good idea of how good they are going to be (usually have a screw lose or a paedo/serial killer)
Toodles, Baz -x-
(, Sun 19 Mar 2006, 14:30, Reply)
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