I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Whats your favourite colour?A couple of years ago I did some internet dating - had lots of fun and no stalkers but I did meet some 'interesting' chaps.
In the process of emailing one, we were getting on well so I agreed to a date. He sent me a picture. And I thought, well maybe some of us don't photograph so well....oh I was wrong. The day before the date I asked a couple more questions - favourtie colour amongst them....he said...beige. Oh how I should have listened to the alarm bells.
So the date came and I walked in to the bar, there he was. Looking just like he did in his photograph....namely with a head shaped like a bell. I am not joking here, actually shaped like a bell. He then launched straight into a 30 mintue monologue about his systems analysis job and ranted about the idiots he worked with.....this lead into a 40 minute rant about Lord of the Rings. All the time moving his head from side to side like some kind of demented parrot!
I stayed for about 2 hours - out of morbid curiosity. I had never met anyone with so few social skills. He didn't ask me one question the whole time! Not one!
I received an email at 8am the next morning form him declaring 'that was the best date I have ever had'.....oh dear....I don't think he got out much....
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Dancingmeerkat, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 10:45,
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