I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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[email protected]Once, a number of my friends who all frequent the same message board started to realise that they were all being harassed by the same stranger over MSN. She would add them and generally go for cybersex with the boys and eviscerate the girls verbally. Her MSN address was posted (as is above, but don't worry because it's long abandoned), so naturally I added her. I wasn't sure how she got so many of my friends' names, but it was odd she hadn't gotten mine.
I came at her strong and told her about my fantasy: a MMF threesome. Then I added my friend Sean (a good friend who I've never actually met in real life, yet we share all the same real friends) into the conversation to commence said threesome.
She was game, but I started to move the talk over to Sean. I believe I even missed with a jab and started poking him. Anyway it kept going until the two of us were just going at it strong and mandy26033 was just a virtual spectator.
Things came to a climax when I wrote something to the effect of "Tell me how much you love it" and mandy26033 responded "oohh I love it so much" and I retorted "NOT YOU." At that point she was effectively shut out of the conversation. She never bothered any of my friends again. Incidentally, Sean was never the same after that either.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 13:49, Reply)
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