I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Oh godThis fucker has been infesting a mailing list I'm on for the last couple of years. He managed to be that dynamite combo of tedious, hectoring, obnoxious, mad and absolutely immune to reason. Divides most of his time between bitching that (a) the establishment, especially the scientific establishment, is full of fat, smelly, drunken and otherwise decadent child molesters; and (b) nobody will give him an OBE for his incredible 'scientific' 'discoveries', which are the usual internet loony wank like 'physics is wrong'. He does not appear to have spotted the possible conflict here.
Just to add to the fun, he often develops these themes in e-mails which are duly cc'd to the news desks of every newspaper in Britain plus random government/scientific establishments, including the Met Office and the Press Complaints Commission (to whom he regularly complains about the BBC, apparently blissfully unaware that he might as well complain to the late Tony Hancock).
He is a smug, patronising cunt, as will quickly become horribly clear if you visit his website; even the URL, perceptions.couk.com, manages to somehow be utterly demented.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 17:46, Reply)
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