I met a weirdo on the interwebNow, I've met lots of nice people on the internet - but it's the weird ones that stick in your mind. Such as the guy who borrowed a film off me in Cambridge and turned out to be so smelly, so hairy, so nervous and, well, so downright needy that I've never bothered getting it back.
Tell us about the strange people you've met on the internet.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31)
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Quagmire: "Fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay"My painfully skinny mate (think skinny bloke from 'Roadtrip') decided to meet up with a girl he had been flirting with online. He took me with him for backup.
We got to the pub in Bath & it was heaving, but his spidey sense was telling him that the beached whale across the room was the "Slim & Pretty" girl he was supposed to meet.
So he did the honourable thing and called her mobile number while keeping the swamp-thing under surveillance.
She picked up. ABORT ABORT...
Needless to say he lost the urge to introduce himself formally. I was tempted to drop him in it & shout out "Over here", but she would have snapped him in two.
Ninja Edit: There seems to have been a bit of a backlash against my post and similar, where the anecdote revolves around meeting up with a lady who has been economical with the truth about her ample frame. So to avoid accusations of being prejudiced, let me set the score staight in a mature and sympathetic manner: The only reason for going out with a fat bird is that you know she will swallow.
I'm glad we could have this chat.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Mar 2006, 16:36,
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