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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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Everytime I have a shit
I wipe my arse afterwards
(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:40, 12 replies)
Can you honestly say it has been
every time?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:43, closed)
from a certain age, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:04, closed)
ah! but what do you wipe your arse with? lol

(KarlToOnZ feels like crap on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:49, closed)
i had to use a crisp packet one time

(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:04, closed)
That's less wiping your arse
and more spreading shit over a wider area.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:07, closed)
Now you can't shop in Tesco ever again

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 16:55, closed)
Use the 3 shells
like any normal person
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 18:33, closed)
Maybe he doesn't know how

(Dermot O'Logical, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:14, closed)
Why is Chuck Norris
like San Izal toilet paper?
A: They are both tough, strong and neither will take any crap of anyone.
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 19:31, closed)
I think you have OCD.

(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:31, closed)
Really?
You mean you don't have servants?
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 14:59, closed)
why?
are you looking for a job?
(I helped save b3ta! Regger, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 18:59, closed)

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