Beer! Right Angles!
If I am in a pub, drinking a pint, the pint must *MUST* sit exactly in the centre of the beer mat. Unless, of course, there is an off centre design on the beer mat in which case my pint must *MUST* sit exactly in the centre of this design.

Furthermore if there is a logo on the pint glass it must *MUST* be directly facing me at all times.

I have no idea why.

I have a similar obsession with right angles. Any large, squarish object must *I SAY MUST* be positioned at a right angle to the wall and exactly 180 degrees off any other large squarish object in the vicinity, with a clear gap of not more than 1 inch between it and any other said object. And I'm not just talking furniture. If, say, I'm in an airport and I put my luggage down against a wall, even for a brief moment, then the 90 degree rule still applies.

I'm bags of fun, me.
(MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:38, 1 reply)

I'm the same with
The beer towels on the bar, drip trays etc..
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:26, closed)