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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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Firstly, keeping the bar clean is a legal requirement of his (and probably your) job.
Secondly, organising things correctly so they are easy to find during the busy part of your night increases speed of service and, by extension, increases profit.

Keep nitpicking till your friend gets promoted over your lazy ass, at this point he can fuck off to the office earning more money than you watching you on the CCTV and phoning you to make sure you have checked the bar for coffee grinds and sugar and ordering you to separate the citrus fruits.
In 10 years he will be company director and you will still be looking for coffee grinds.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 2:38, 1 reply)

Don't hit me or anything. Don't fire me boss please I'll try harder, I'll post made up stories about being a cat who just has this insatiable desire to bring a dead mouse into the house every time your eating.
(, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 3:07, closed)

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