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David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
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Top tip:
Cure the symptoms of OCD by manning the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, 23 replies)
But I just can't leave the room without turning the lights on and off three times!
I JUST CAN'T!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:29, closed)
Terrible bigotry towards our weak-willed and feeble-minded compatriots.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:46, closed)
Not just towards /talk I fear.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:49, closed)
Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:07, closed)
Also works for depression and other neuroses.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:35, closed)
You are indeed a man of science.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:36, closed)
Now I just need to figure out how to apply the formula
to PMS.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:49, closed)
I've never known a man to suffer from that.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, closed)
Really? I've known plenty who did.
I've just never known a man to have it.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, closed)
You are a lawyer.
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, closed)
Aaw, I thought you were setting me up for that one :(

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, closed)
No. I was just being shit at English.
As usual.

*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, closed)
There there, Vag.
Let's turn that frown sticky and br...uh, 'upside down'!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, closed)
And alcoholism, drug addiction, homosexuality, bestiality and being a Lib Dem.

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:42, closed)
Technically speaking
Fucking another man is the most heterosexual thing a man can do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:47, closed)
*narrows eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:22, closed)
They won't be narrow when you've got this in you.
Eh? Eh? Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:25, closed)

I don't see what shagging Bernard Manning has got to do with it
(Schindler's Wrist Brimful of asha and a P45, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:34, closed)

maybe in alphabetical order? anal, aural, oral, nasal...
(Schindler's Wrist Brimful of asha and a P45, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:35, closed)
can you do some womanning the fuck up?
for like, things a woman should be able to do? Or is it just manning up that we should do? love the show.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, closed)
"Love the show"?
Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, closed)
well it would appear I have swung and missed.
twas merely a compliment to your post...
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:49, closed)
Ah roight so.
Well - thank you anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 17:06, closed)

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