A happy half-way house.
You're all fools; sitting down and you're wafting your hand around the bowl, you fucking perverts; stand up and you're blocking access to the Full Ring.

The answer is a half-up, half-down posture, arse extended backwards with thighs at approximately 55 degrees to your calves. Your hand is then nowhere near the filthy toilet and you have unhindered access to your shitty piece.

Plus, you'll never need use that thigh-master ever again
(Go on , touch it, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)