b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Weird Rituals » Post 1477331 | Search
This is a question Weird Rituals

David Cameron holds in his piss in order to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

(, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17)
Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Yes, however
1. Always go for an aisle seat, so I don't have to climb over 2 people to get out
2. Always count the number of rows to the nearest emergency exit, both in front and behind me
3. Always take my shoes off in case of a quick getaway
4. Always mentally go through the V1, V2, rotate commands that the pilot will be doing as we travel down the runway.
5. Never fly Ryan Air. Mainly as it's shit.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:48, 1 reply)

Yes, you reminded me of

- Leave shoes ON, in case of having a quick getaway (and having to run through splintering metal and glass)
- Check nearest exit
- Watch stewardesses for signs of nervousness during turbulence
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:51, closed)
Am with you on the latter point
If they're not getting up and giving me tiny cans of diet coke within 10 minutes of take off, I start to panic.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:54, closed)
^This^ too
I once was calmly reading a book as we landed (Ryan Air) and the plane hit the ground so hard I actually dropped my book, swore loudly and had to endure tutting and 'mother's look of disapproval' from other passengers.

So I don't read during takeoff and landing now either.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:07, closed)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Popular, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1