Don't hold the seatbelt buckle.
Having your hands on it make it more likely you'll release it by mistake, and when the plane crashes burning into the ground, you'll be the only fatality. I guarantee it.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:14, 2 replies)

These are the kind of guarantees that make my day.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:40, closed)

Thank you. I will doubtless be thinking of that on my next flight :-)

(sabre32, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:09, closed)