No.
These are the rules of sandwiches:

2 rectangles: general purpose, adult sandwich; eat at home, take to work, picnics, etc.
4 squares: general purpose, children's sandwiches; eat at home, school lunchbox, picnics, etc.
2 triangles (adult) / 4 triangles (child): IT'S PARTY TIME!!!
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:56, 1 reply)

What about
1 big fuck off rectangle, too thick to bite properly, with fillings and all that jazz all hanging outta the sides?

That to me is a real sandwich. Anything else is just garnish.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:37, closed)

I never cut a sandwich
unless I'm sharing it; then I have to have the bigger piece.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:58, closed)

Nice to see
Shaggy and Scooby, on qotw.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:56, closed)

This made me do a proper lol

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:44, closed)