That's what your mum said.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:39, 1 reply)

Yeah but your mum smoked sucked cock for rock.
She was so fat her wardrobe was in two time zones.
( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 22:29, closed)

Your mum's so fat
her mouth's big enough to suck in enough air alongside those ten sailors' cocks to belch "The Archbishop of Canterbury and his entourage".
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 8:34, closed)