Blade
I only use the large blade for food. Apples, Mars bars, nougat etc. The small blade is for opening letters/parcels and other 'non-food' purposes.
(Frakkus is blowing bubbles in the bath, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:24, 2 replies)

Don't you have any teeth?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:30, closed)

Trolling
for blowjobs again?
(username failed moderation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:42, closed)

Only
if you have Parkinsons.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:52, closed)

I think you'll find the small one is ideal for cutting through orange skin too

(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 15:40, closed)

Planning
a rampage through the cast of TOWIE?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:20, closed)

Now THAT deserves a click
For the joke, and for possibly implanting the idea into someone's head...
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:21, closed)

It would make an excellent
end of year special.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 19:22, closed)