I have a habit of repeating unfunny jokes that have been done to death, much to the annoyance of others.
I also have CDO, Its like OCD, but arranged alphabetically like it should be.
( Muns, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:10, 4 replies)

You know what,
You'd think this would make it funnier wouldn't you?

You'd be wrong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:12, closed)

I doubt if it could ever be funny
I just like the thought that maybe someone, somewhere, will have been under the illusion that my post was going somewhere interesting, only to have then been proven to be incredibly wrong. Then again, I'm stuck at work and trying my hardest to procrastinate, fortunately B3ta helps greatly with this.
( Muns, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:20, closed)

I'm sorry
You don't even get to do this """""ironically""""" at this point (there can never be enough scare quotes to emphasise just how ironic it isn't).
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:24, closed)

For some reason all of those quotation marks
are making me mentally read it aloud in the voice of Lloyd Grossman.

We all know that there's no such thing as a Canadian that understands Irony. Alanis has proven this.
( Muns, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:28, closed)