Temping as a demolitions expert
I never had a great education, living out in the middle of nowhere, but I somehow managed to get a temp job doing demolitions.

My first assignment was massive, apparently the place was the headquarters of some multi-national organisation or something. Having never done anything like this before, I was quite nervous, but I had support from a few colleagues, and I'd been provided with a computer and software to help calculate where to place the charges. However, something didn't sit right with me, so I decided to ignore the computer and go with my gut instincts.

The bosses weren't too pleased when they heard, naturally. You just can't afford to botch these type of things. In the end I pulled it off fine, much to the relief of everyone back at base, and the place came apart spectacularly!

The twats rebuilt it though :'(
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 4:43, 4 replies)

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imjussayin
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 14:44, closed)

No they didn't. It was the one after.
You can't even get Star Wars right you utter, utter dullard.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 31 Mar 2013, 19:27, closed)

my bad
been a while since i've seen them
(baldpig pee'd in your pool on, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 19:45, closed)

Your
bad what? Back? Knees?
( social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 31 Mar 2013, 20:02, closed)

There's nothing like correcting factual inaccuracies in Star Wars posts to demonstrate one is a normal balanced human being.

( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 1 Apr 2013, 14:10, closed)