A years supply of cat products...
We lived in a small house with no storage space some years back - it wasn't even big enough to swing our cat. Oh, the irony.

Imagine my joy to get a knock at the door one morning to take delivery of:

300 x tins of Whiskas
50 x cartons of kitten milk
100 x Pouches of wet food
Some random cat treats/toys...

...and 52 x 5kg bags of cat litter. A QUARTER OF A TONNE of fucking cat litter. What the fuck did they think we owned? Lions with IBS?

*sigh*
(tinpixel, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 13:42, 7 replies)

*click*
...for 'Lions with IBS?'
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 17:45, closed)

^^^ Ditto!
(annierat1 doesn't have anything interesting to add on, Sat 30 Apr 2011, 22:29, closed)

^^^ Dettol!
( SteamedCleaner, Sun 1 May 2011, 4:40, closed)

^^^ Netto!

( eXOBeX, Sun 1 May 2011, 13:08, closed)

you could have offered most of it to a local cat shelter

( sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Sun 1 May 2011, 14:57, closed)

Yup...
tinpixel-cat got the Whiskas, Cats Protection League and a couple of cat-owning, poverty-stricken mates got everything else...

...and I got the pleasure of salmon flavoured farts for most of 2002.
(tinpixel, Tue 3 May 2011, 13:16, closed)

Haha!
Nice one, That literally made me laugh out loud
( NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:39, closed)