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I once won a gas boiler from The Guardian. Tell us about times you've won, and the excellent and/or crappy prizes you've lifted.

Suggested by dazbrilliantwhites

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 28 Apr 2011, 14:08)
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The only significant thing I've ever won
Was the great egg race against several million other possible individuals.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:50, 11 replies)
but you lost out in the posting race to TitanLX

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:57, closed)
You lost out in the race to say that though

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:58, closed)
Fuck.
And I lost the race to say you lost the race to say that.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 4 May 2011, 11:59, closed)
I piss in your mind

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:05, closed)
I mind your piss.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:10, closed)
Somewhat ironically, this has been done by someone else.
A bit like your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:01, closed)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 May 2011, 14:13, closed)
His mum is
Ironic?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Wed 4 May 2011, 14:58, closed)
I'm pretty sure I've not done his mum
I'd have remembered all three of those seconds
(TitanLX, Wed 4 May 2011, 15:06, closed)
Egg and spoon
should be mandatory at the London Marathon.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:05, closed)
I couldn't be bothered to check
Far too much effort required, easier for you lot to pop in and tell me.
(ParaSitius is an Optimistic Pessimist, Wed 4 May 2011, 12:39, closed)

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