I won your sister's virginity.
I say "won".

I mean "stole".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:46, 8 replies)

But I don't have a sister
Only a brother, so that makes you a gay.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:50, closed)

It's only gay if you take it.
And he took it. Nearly all of it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:54, closed)

I fucked your sister up the arse
I say "fucked"

I mean "completely smashed"

I say "arse"

I mean "any hole available, including, but not limited to, arse, gob, ears and nostrils"
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 May 2011, 16:53, closed)

he says 'I', he means 'You'

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:34, closed)

when he says won
he means swapped for rape tape and rohypnol
when he says virginity he means he left the knickers on to make it feel like breaking in a virgin



etc etc etc
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 4 May 2011, 17:55, closed)

hahaha

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 4 May 2011, 18:00, closed)

your my
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 4 May 2011, 19:59, closed)

You bastard
- my sister was stillborn.
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 5 May 2011, 12:38, closed)