Things to do before you dieSandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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I want....to make a machine that produces far more electricity than it uses. Something that can run everything in the house from a 9v battery. Then once I'd sold one to every house on the planet I'd sit in my swimming pool filled with money throwing handfuls into the air cackling "BWUU-HA-HAAA" as I watch the share prices of a certain multinational energy company sink lower than a trapped Chilean miner.
Bitter at having been treated badly by a company that rhymes with ‘empower’ when employed by them? No. Well, maybe a bit. But only enough to want to destroy them.
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have you considered buying a diesel generator?
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Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 21:02,
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HmmYou need a nuclear reactor. Bit cumbersome though.
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What you needis to invent a new law of thermodynamics like the hot flush lady on 'Genius' last week is going to do.
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His Popiness the Hole Invaded Poland on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:25,
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