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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Shave an owl
Climb a mountain dressed as a hotdog
Grow my hair so that I no longer require clothing
Eat a deep fried tarantula
Ride a motorbike in a full on catsuit
Learn how to ride a motorbike
Buy a catsuit....
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:01, 14 replies)
how about
immac a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:21, closed)
that's not really something to do before you die
not completely, anyway
you'd die from the bloodloss by halfway if it's a reasonably sized cat...
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:40, closed)
do cats like rohypnol?
if so, problem solved!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 14:25, closed)
Shave and owl?
Surely you'd pluck an Owl...
(arse trumpet, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:39, closed)
maybe a baby owl?
they are more kind of fluffy than feathery
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:41, closed)
The hardest one
is finding a hotdog costume that would fit over a mountain! I mean it'd be HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 16:41, closed)
THIS ^^
made coffee come out of my nose.....


I wasn't even drinking it...
(arse trumpet, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 9:31, closed)
get thee to a motorbike shop
and have a look at proper race leathers.
they are worryingly close to a full on catsuit anyway
(I helped save b3ta! evilstevie misses the Orange Place of late, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:42, closed)
A well-stocked adult shop would help with the last one.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 18:52, closed)
I'm clicking
for the owl shaving...
(Atomised teabagged your mum on, Mon 18 Oct 2010, 22:07, closed)
in that order

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 3:58, closed)
I guess it would have to be...
I mean, can you imagine a giant hairy hotdog?
(I helped save b3ta! snee held his breath since, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:12, closed)
I'm looking at one right now

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 10:32, closed)
office lol, you git
now I need another cup of tea.
(Imaginary Ed was dreamed up on, Tue 19 Oct 2010, 13:21, closed)

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