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Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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Push TGB off a roof. Punch Harry/Jamie Redknapp, get a pet bear.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:52, 29 replies)
I wish you two would just fuck and get it over with already
TGB, not the Redknapps.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 9:56, closed)
she is evil, mark my words.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:00, closed)
TGB?
RIS please
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:10, closed)
ris?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:14, closed)
? ?

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:15, closed)
RIS
From an old photo of Morrisons.

Remove RIS and you have Morons.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:27, closed)
Eh?
I don't get it.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 12:55, closed)
So now we have to de-ris de-rissing?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 13:33, closed)
I've been rissing in the wind...
I chanced a foolish grin, and dribbled down my chin...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 15:11, closed)
The Grammar Badger?

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:20, closed)
I'm an awesome OTer who Bobby fancies but I turned him down so he's having an epic bertdown across all of B3taland

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:28, closed)
Bertdown sounds like someone from Dudley threatening to beat him up

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:29, closed)
My cousin is from dudley and is a third Dan in karate

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:32, closed)
There are 2 other people called Dan there?
Wow, that's a crazy coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:50, closed)
clicks for "bertdown"
is this Bert? b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=87304
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:37, closed)
I really wouldn't be surprised if he had come back again

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:39, closed)
Just had to click the profile to get a reminder of who you are.
Why do you have a photo saying I make you moist??
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:52, closed)
Because I just love a man who can make me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:59, closed)
You're spark out of luck with Piston then.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:04, closed)
I was being sarcastic
Sadly I was forced to watch The Video.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:05, closed)
Oh Gods.
I still haven't managed to hunt down and kill who filmed that. When I do, it will be done slowly, and without mercy.

Death by a thousand papercuts, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:30, closed)
The Video?
Monkey is intrigued...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:36, closed)
Watch at your own risk
And stay away from sharp objects- www.jamescartercomedy.com.

I might have to ask the creator to remove it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:48, closed)
It's a dynamic image
Says the same for me
(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:02, closed)

a dynamic image MAGIC!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:04, closed)
cr3 did it.
it's coded to show whoever views the picture that they make them moist. She doesn't really aquaplane for you. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:03, closed)
I do for you though ;)

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:04, closed)
or you're a horrible cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:03, closed)

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