Things to do...
1. Buy a helicopter.

2. Fly it all over Inverness, trailing a banner reading "Eat my dust, knobs!"

3. Land it, somehow exchange it for a Spitfire, repeat operation with the same banner.

4. Find a way to stop my computer spelling it "center" as I am British and highly pedantic.

5. Cure my insanity, autism and A.D.H.D. Okay, leave the insanity.

6. Get robotic fingers so I stop making so many damned typos!*

* Probably won't help. But on the up side, I might be able to crush someone's skull with my bare hands. Bwahaha. Maybe I should see to that sanity problem...
( Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:34, 3 replies)

flying a helicopter wouldn't make dust though
unless you were flying really near the ground. So it would just be 'eat my slight increase in noise pollution'.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 10:45, closed)

4. You mean change the default spellchecker in Word?
jfgi
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 11:05, closed)

Kind of.

( Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 17:12, closed)

The center/centre problem should be easy to solve.
Unless you're running an obscure operating system, and/or using obscure software, it should just be a few clicks of the mouse away.
Explain the pronlem and I suspect someone will be able to help you.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 18:02, closed)

Can I help you to solve your pronlem ?
( turb0t, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 19:11, closed)