Plenty of lube, I'm a first timer
Finally be able to look at the squiggly line burned into my peripheral vision by that twat with the laser pen.

Discover a method for shaking/squeezing/vacuuming out every single drop of urine thus preventing the inevitable plib of wee-wee from escaping the glans just after enpantment.

Actually say something when a gobbet of someone else's spit lands on your face mid-conversation (my boss is a MILF but has too much saliva in her mouth. Not sure if it turns me on).

Give Dappy from 'NnnnnnnDubz' a space-wedgie (bungie cord and a rocket).

Stuff a chicken without thinking about microwaving it to 37.5 degrees and sexing it up necro-poultry-style.
(Lord Smegington, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 23:00, 12 replies)

No matter how hard you shake it, the last drops always come off in your underpants.
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 1:37, closed)

Remember the song
"no matter how you shake and dance, the last drop's always in your pants."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:24, closed)

"No matter how your shake your peg, the last wee drop runs down your leg"

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:54, closed)

Or, as the French put it,
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-DKKOLmTRQ
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:55, closed)

I developed a method for this
It's because while pissing certain muscles are still tensed, so I "pretend" to myself that I've put it away when really I haven't, the muscles relax and the last few drops come out

Then I put it away
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:31, closed)

Old man's trick...
Just as you're about to finish, lean forward very slightly and a gentle push upwards on the peroneum/taint (whatever you call it) should do it! Please report your findings.
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:35, closed)

Do you mean your 'notcher'?
'cos it's notcher arse and it's notcher bollocks?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:01, closed)

That's the one!

( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:35, closed)

because this wouldn't look odd at all at a public urinal. not at all.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:07, closed)

What?
And watching some chap pee isn't odd?
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:34, closed)

"Enpantment" is a great word
Can't think how I survived without it...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 9:36, closed)

before talking to the boss
Get her to kneel down first, or alternatively climb onto a chair
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:14, closed)