Not for me but a suggestion somewhat wider afield
If we made it possible for a lot of those spiritually brainwashed would-be suicide bombers to have sex with 72 virgins BEFORE they put on the explosive vest, they'd probably be a lot less motivated to blow themselves up.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:36, 14 replies)

It's finding them that's the problem.

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:44, closed)

Suicide bombers or virgins?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:02, closed)

Virgins.
Spotting suicide bombers is easy. They are all forin and wear backpacks.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)

Australians?
/does not compute
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:18, closed)

72 x this:
"Is it supposed to look like that?"

"That tickles!"

"OW!!!"

"OOOHHHH!"

"doitagaindoitagain"

..packed into the space of 90 seconds, followed by 3 months of Facebook stalking.


Frankly, you'd blow yourself up after the first dozen.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:26, closed)

The trouble is...
...virgins usually look more like this:

Than like this:

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:07, closed)

Other type of virgin

( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:13, closed)

Another virgin, today


OK, I'll stop now.
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:14, closed)

I don't see the attraction.
I'd rather have 72 sluts who don't give hollow-mouth blow jobs.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)

"hollow mouth blowjobs"
hahahahahahahah brilliant :)
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:12, closed)

^ This
It's a bit like playing the piano by holding your hands six inches above the keys and wiggling them. Every now and again a finger might hit a key and the end result might make a strange sort of music, but it takes a looooong time.
( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:26, closed)

Prelongs the agony, eh?
Just take it all in properly and it'll all be over in seconds.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:43, closed)

The cheesegrater effect from dental contact is equally annoying.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:48, closed)

You'd have a lot more people saying they were suicide bombers, mind.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:10, closed)