
Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic tells us that his ambition is to a) drive around New Zealand in a camper van; and b) have MASSIVE sex with the original members of Bananarama. Tell us what's on your wish list, and why.
( , Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:08)
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If we made it possible for a lot of those spiritually brainwashed would-be suicide bombers to have sex with 72 virgins BEFORE they put on the explosive vest, they'd probably be a lot less motivated to blow themselves up.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 10:36, 14 replies)

Spotting suicide bombers is easy. They are all forin and wear backpacks.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)

"Is it supposed to look like that?"
"That tickles!"
"OW!!!"
"OOOHHHH!"
"doitagaindoitagain"
..packed into the space of 90 seconds, followed by 3 months of Facebook stalking.
Frankly, you'd blow yourself up after the first dozen.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:26, closed)

...virgins usually look more like this:

Than like this:

( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:07, closed)

I'd rather have 72 sluts who don't give hollow-mouth blow jobs.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:08, closed)

It's a bit like playing the piano by holding your hands six inches above the keys and wiggling them. Every now and again a finger might hit a key and the end result might make a strange sort of music, but it takes a looooong time.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:26, closed)

Just take it all in properly and it'll all be over in seconds.
( , Thu 21 Oct 2010, 11:43, closed)

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