I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Sunny Sunday AfternoonI was sitting In my living room and saw two tramps outside sharing a bottle of cider (Y'all know the ones, 3 litres of alcholic piss basically). Anyway, "I could have a laugh with this" methinks. Quick call to the local cop shop to report them. Cops arrive to move them on and I watched and waved whilst smoking my joint.
Not a crime as such but worth a chuckle!!!
(, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 12:20, 4 replies)
Why is this funny?I'm struggling here. I'm not going to accuse you of being harsh or anything, they are tramps afterall, but it's fairly pointless, and a bit twatish to find it entertaining.
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Report them for what?Being homeless, or being alcoholics? Because both are heinous crimes, obviously.
Twat.
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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 19:23,
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This is how you waste the valuable time of the police?Then I'll bet you bitch about how they are never around when you need them. Of cousre they aren't around...they are too busy answering stupid "there's a homeless guy over here" calls from twats like you.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 1:34,
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Well I found it fairly amusingAround where I'm from the drunks quite appreciate a bit of banter with the police. And there's alot to be said for getting caned whilst on the phone to the pigs reporting something that doesn't really matter.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 14:45, closed)
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