I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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Crime in Newcastle52,000 people in the North East get robbed in broad daylight every other week….
By paying £40 quid a time to go and see Newcastle United play at home. Last week, we were playing away, and the opposition stole our lead. And our defenders just stood by and watched, doing fuck all to stop it. To make it worse, 30-odd thousand people were encouraging the opposition as they committed their foul and villainous crime!! Can you believe it???
Even worse, this was televised, and millions more were witness to the event. For some, it was too difficult to watch and they had to turn away, mumbling into their beer something like “It wasn’t like this in Wor Jackie’s day. We had decent scorelines”. I swear someone muttered something about the 1969 Fairs Cup, whilst wiping away a tear…
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 13:29,
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There there......it'll start working soon.
(Fully agree about the price comment, incidentally, but discussing football on b3ta is probably a very easy way of getting flamed, so I won't.)
Didn't know you were a geordie, by the way. Do you know Legless then?
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Indeed!A travesty of justice enacted before our very eyes!
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jonbob loves you, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 14:33,
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It certainly can't get much worse.Although Man Utd are up next... fuck. I think a repeat of the 5-0 demolition a few years back is a bit optimistic...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:42,
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Never mind im sure ol keggy kegil will get you sortedAgree with the Ticket price, im a gooner and its bad enough paying £45 to watch a game but now we have premium games which start at the princly sum of £60, this includes newcastle!
Just cam back from barcelona and tickets to see them were 25 euros! We get robbed blind here!
Rant over!
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caffeinefreak, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 11:21,
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hmmfoul and villainous crime!
Like the (unintentional?) punnage.
and I share your pain
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Flesh...'twas unintentional, but I concede the point. Rather like the Toon at the moment - they're always conceding points recently... badum-tish!
It's no fun following the Toon just now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 12:33,
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