Drop Dead gorgeous Gippo's
It reminds me of many years ago when I worked for the fabulously shite company Tatung, where they expect you to work all the hours god sends for fuck all pay, and then you are supposed to thank them for the great honour of working for the slitty eyed twats.

Anyway, imagine my delight as at the end of a very long day (which happened to be every day) a convoy of around 30 caravans pulled up and set roots in the massive employee car park. There was no barrier so they just drove on, dropped anchor and started setting up washing lines as the kids started pouring out to start stealing things "allegedly".

They were there for 5 days before the company was able to get the legal document to move them on.. but during that time, they gave the security guard a video camera to film everything that went on.

It wasn't long before a group of gippo lads came up to the security guard and threatened him with bats saying "If you don't stop f***ing filming, we're gonna smash that camera". To which the guard laughed and said "You can smash it mate..its not mine".

This confused our gypsey bretheren, and they stormed off.

Shortly after, 2 girls came over, both about 18.. the one looked the absolute spitting image of Megan Fox from Transformers. They were wearing tight boob tubes and tiny mini skirts.

With the camera still running, they pulled up their skirts, bent over..and shit right in front of the security guard.

After they finished, they pulled down their skirts and walked back to the caravans.

I thought to myself.. "someday..I'm gonna marry that girl". lol
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:43, 6 replies)

Aaaaah
A slight undertone of racism, and an amusing anecdote about poo.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 16:51, closed)

Gypsies are not a race
They are homeless wasters with stolen caravans and no insurance and can all get fucked
( Furness, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 17:11, closed)

Any chance...
...I could get hold of that video? For urm ..... evidence
(Snuffy114 demands a cyber razor cut, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 18:32, closed)

^
eeewwww!
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 15 Feb 2008, 5:44, closed)

And the security guard thought to himself...
Oh, what a lovely tea party!

*click*
(substatic, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 10:59, closed)

"2 Girls...
...One cup"s origins perhaps ?
(kitescreech still here, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 19:53, closed)