I witnessed a crimeFreddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
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HarrowIs apparently the safest London borough.
This is because all our chavs are far too incompetent to mug us properly.
Upon being asked the time by a Burberry-clad youth, I looked at my watch and responded
"'bout 4:30 mate"
"Oh yeah, but what about the time on your phone bleds? Is you got a phone? Can I see your phone?"
I swiftly responded by asking him to foxtrot oscar.
Come to think of it, Harrow isn't that safe. On my brother's first day working at the local college, someone got stabbed. He was in security hut by the gate, totally oblivious.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 13:51, 4 replies)
Harrowa typical Harrovian you encountered i dare say, overspill from Watford and such scum like associated areas.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 16:41, closed)
thatis hilarious! Lamest mugging attempt, ever.
(, Fri 15 Feb 2008, 22:27, closed)
Bollocks is Harrow safeif you're a girl. I get rape threats all the frickin' time. And most of my male friends have been mugged. My brother got mugged for the 2nd time last week.
(, Sat 16 Feb 2008, 0:29, closed)
Whatdoes "bleds" mean?
(, Sun 17 Feb 2008, 18:06, closed)
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