On how I nearly fitted into this QOTW....
A couple of mondays ago, me and my friend C (shes female and noticibly so) had been out for a wee bit of drinkage in the fine town of manchester (joshua brooks if your interested).
The early hours were upon us and after my dismal failure to pull this chunky lass and C having a massive argument with her mate, and we both decided to call it a night. So off we went to the bus stop and hopped on the first bus heading our way.
The bus eventually arrived and we hopped on. The bottom was fairly full so we headed up to the top, there were only us two sat at the front and three scabby looking guys at the back. About 30 seconds into the journey an unshaven mess appears at my shoulder and announces (in its best chavspeak) "You want any blow mate?"
I didnt, and informed him thus. He apparantly took objection to this and responded with this (stunning) bit of repartee: "Then give me all your fucking money"
Being in a rather inebriated state (and fairly convinced this bloke was a gnome) I just nodded and continued staring blankly at him. The threats continued for a few more moments and I eventually realised I was being mugged. Deciding I liked my face very un"slashed" I got out all my money (about 4 pounds in change) and duly handed it over.
About 3 minutes later (after an ignored attempt to steal my phone) the kindly gent retires back to his seat and starts cackling with his fellow man-gnomes. The bus pulls over a few seconds later and me and C decide to ge the hell outta there.
Man-gnome chooses this moment to look up and notices C, looks very confused and hurried up to me.
"Shit sorry mate, didnt realise you were with a girl."
Now its my turn to look confused (this may have showed in my expression) as manchavgnome proceeds to reach into his pocket and pulls out all his change and hands it to me.

Yes, thats right, I got a refund on a mugging.

Actually I made about 1.50 on the deal.

I think that makes me Jesus...

Apologies for length, it would be longer but im still confused.
(big king bob Lord of the Ska, Mon 18 Feb 2008, 23:28, 5 replies)

Haha nice one.
I have nothing productive or interesting to say, though.
( Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 0:06, closed)

sounds about right for manchester
even the scally muggers are clueless twats.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 1:01, closed)

192
It had to be on the 192!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 13:39, closed)

...
*lolclicks*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 14:04, closed)

WTF!
There's some crazy/stupid bastards out there! *clickage*
( MadAdamUk was last alive on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 3:31, closed)