I witnessed a crime
Freddy Woo writes, "A group of us once staggered home so insensible with drink that we failed to notice someone being killed and buried in a shallow grave not more than 50 yards away. A crime unsolved to this day."
Have you witnessed a crime and done bugger all about it? Or are you a have-a-go hero?
Whatever. Tell us about it...
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chthonic, Thu 14 Feb 2008, 11:53)
Arf!
I saw a man stealing my garden gate. I didn't say anything as I thought he might take offence
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harnez, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 9:43,
5 replies)
is that a joke?
Coz i didnt get it? maybe im still asleep.
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Miggyman, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 10:09,
closed)
I think that's
the sort of joke that works better when spoken.
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MrC. Having the most boring username on b3ta since 2004, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 10:23,
closed)
very sensible
he could have been a cycle path.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 19 Feb 2008, 10:28,
closed)
I am ashamed
to have laughed at this. Damn you.
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Bearded Whumpus In chav Britain, schoolgirl offers sweets to YOU!, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 11:08,
closed)
Click!
Yes, better to hedge your bets.
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LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Feb 2008, 14:19,
closed)