stockport again!
scene of many crimes.

my friend parked her car in the ropey public carpark, again near the george pub. halfway through the night she wanted her cigs from it, so i volunteered to walk there with her as the carpark really isn't very nice at all.

it was the only car there. and there was a skinny man... t0ssing off over it...

as we arrived, he groaned and shot his load all over the bonnet, then legged it. it was an H registered astra. what is so horny about that??

we called the police, who took details, but as all we could tell them was that he had a skinny arse and blue jeans, it didn't ever get very far...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 19:03, 10 replies)

Maybe he thought it was a small 1980's Austin hatchback...
...which would have made him Metrosexual.
(radio_shak has questions, got answers, on, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 19:15, closed)

What's wrong with that?
So long as he was going to wipe it off and wasn't showing off to kids or anything. Reminds me of the story about the guy who got sentenced for having sex with a bicycle. You wouldn't want to befriend him in a bar or anything but each to their own..
(lost, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 19:22, closed)

Hmm actually..
.. I guess it was in public where he could potentially disturb someone, and furthermore he could have had a stalkery thing for you which would make it slightly scary.
(lost, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 19:24, closed)

Well, it wasn't his car
So it's at least as bad as pissing on someone's car, surely?

Although possibly not as bad as shitting on someone's bonnet.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 19:42, closed)

Reminds
me of the rugby team in my secondary school. They went out and got pissed and wanked over the door handles of several cars in a local car park.

Nasty buggers.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 20:53, closed)

Well now,
Had it been a Ford Cortina, I could have understood..?
What colour was the Astra??
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 20 Feb 2008, 23:25, closed)

haha
A walk-by Jizzing.. now that's class!
(Lurkaloid awarded wanking black belt on, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 1:10, closed)

The George
is that the George on Heaton Lane? Opposite Debenhams? I used to work in the big office block next to that pub. I parked in the carpark I'm assuming you're talking about...
(ScousersPet, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 9:23, closed)

that's the one!
it was that public multi-storey car park on the roundabout, alright during the day, bloody creepy at night!

the astra was bright red, maybe it was asking for it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 11:23, closed)

Bloody stockport car parks
As a Stockport resident (Reddish to be precise) myself, I've had to venture into the town centre many a time. The one at the back of the shops (not sure what it's called, but it's where the big ramp is and near the motorway).

As I didn't witness itm i'm not posting it as it's own message, but after a shopping session there one morning about 3 years ago, I was driving up a hill (lancashire hill), got to the roundabout, then heard this fucking thudding noise. Turns out some chavs had attempted to remove my spare wheel (it's a saxo, so like the peugeot 106, apparently a piece of piss to nick), not managed it, but left it loose so that the fucking thing fell off and nearly caused a massive accident on the roundabout. Cars stopped on it, beeping and everything. Cunts.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 21 Feb 2008, 13:12, closed)