SCIENCE!
What happens if we leave a pint of milk in a warm office overnight?
Overnight turned into 'a few days'.
A few days became a week.
A week became a month.
A month became...'however long we can'.
Eventually it was named Steve and did more work than the people who left it there.
It all backfired when our line manager brought some visitors in, and picked up the box files it was hidden behind. Then opened it to investigate. One woman was sick in the bin.
(and now for someone completely different, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:23, 4 replies)

It's the little details that make a story
Steve and the one woman.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:36, closed)

You're so
right
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 7:57, closed)

Steve...
..and the bin lady. you receive a click my man
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 22:55, closed)

BOB
I had a coke can in my attic who was called Bob. Bob wasn't just comprised of old coke. He had the remnants of a pot nooodle, loads of spliff ends and half a glass of milk poured into him at one point. Sadly my wife found him after a couple of months and threw him away before he achieved sentience
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 17:16, closed)