Workplace learning
Buy one of those self-help CDs like "Improve your Effficiency" or "You can Work 24 Hours in Five Minutes". Throw the CD away and replace it with the audiobook of "Cyndi's Oral Initiation" or the latest AC/DC album and sit listening to it all day at work with the self-help box on prominent display.

"I had some time to spare so I thought I'd make good use of it, boss [you gullible Nazi prick]"
(frankspencer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:27, 6 replies)

I've been here too long
I just read that as 'self help CDCs'...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, closed)

Audiobook porn?
That'd be Aural sex then?
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:43, closed)

Chortle
....is all.
(TheColonel, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:53, closed)

If there isn't an audiobook of your favourite pornography
you could make one with a text-to-speech converter.

It'd be kind of like being married to Stephen Hawking.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:59, closed)

Porn for the blind
There is a website www.pornfortheblind.org that has audio descriptions of all kinds of porn.

The 2 girls 1 cup descriptive is on there. Highly recommended.
(Blue_in_Exile, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 17:16, closed)

excellent,
should brighten up the 7:36 to moorgate.
(Yo!Mcnutty, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 19:32, closed)