self-mailing
Stock up on Jiffys and then post yourself stuff. A stapler, a blank pad, a desk tidy - it doesn't matter. You'll have the novelty of receiving a parcel each day, and the frisson of getting the comapny to pay for the utter futility of your frivolity.
(frankspencer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:31, 8 replies)

Even better make a russian doll
from Jiffy bags, A5 within A4 within A3 - ebaytastic.
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:33, closed)

So
your present would in fact be another present which is itself another present. Nice idea, but a bit of an anticlimax at the end.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:54, closed)

Unless the end present was a DINOSAUR
they fit in jiffy bags, right?
(The Oscillating Gibbon is eating curried squid, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 9:03, closed)

self-maiming
I read that wrong and just cut my arm off! Doh!
(frankspencer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:38, closed)

I once posted myself to work
I got inside a mail bag and remained as still as possible. The boss was amazed the next day when he opened the post and found me suffocated to death in the bag.
(frankspencer, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:40, closed)

Manhandled by the Royal Mail
as you slowly asphyxiate in a bubble-wrap lined sarcophagus... worse ways to go I suppose.
( monkeybananaraffle, Tue 13 Jan 2009, 16:46, closed)

That's
how I got my job. I mailed myself to the office and once my boss opened the package, had no choice but to give me a job.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 0:55, closed)

I tried that once
unfortunately, I had written the wrong address and was thus lost in the post
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 14 Jan 2009, 13:07, closed)